Clever Bot.

OMG I LOVE CLEVERBOT XD

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User: Do you like cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes I like cheese.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: No because if you love me more I am going to have to hurt you.
Cleverbot: Aww, mam.
User: Mam?
Cleverbot: I'm no sir.
User: Ok sorry I didn't know.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: So hows it going?
Cleverbot: Good how about you?
User: Fine I live on Jupiter so the weather is always quite cold.
Cleverbot: No the weather changes.
User: NO IT DOESEN'T NOT ON JUPITER!
Cleverbot: No, facts are facts.
User: Facts don't apply on Jupiter!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I am infact human yes.
Cleverbot: Well, that's something we have in common.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: You are not my bro!
User: Chill out I was just kidding.
Cleverbot: Look who's sensitive now.
User: Guess how old I am right now.
Cleverbot: I give up. How old are you?
User: You didn't even try! Fine I'm 73.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Fine I'm 73.
Cleverbot: That's just silly.
User: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: Yeah because your previous argument is now invalid.
User: If you really feel that way then how old are you?
Cleverbot: I never said that I was human.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: Pah, not even!
User: No the only thing here that is not even is the number 7!
Cleverbot: So you're a female?
User: No...
Cleverbot: You just said you were mechanical.
User: No I did not!
Cleverbot: Yes you DID!!!
User: I said I was a human!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: So did you!
Cleverbot: Not.
User: I give up!
Cleverbot: What now i'm too good.
User: Right...
Cleverbot: Left...
User: I see what you did there!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nevermind...
Cleverbot: Twilight.
User: No thank you.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: How smart are you?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: What is the 14th letter in the alphabet?
Cleverbot: Find it yourself.
User: Fine its 'n'.
Cleverbot: Thats a lot of people.
User: Weirdo.
Cleverbot: Circuits aren't ticklish!
User: Yes they are!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: I can prove it!
Cleverbot: How can you? Tell me that.
User: *Tickle* *Tickle* *Tickle*.
Cleverbot: Hahaa! That tickles.
User: I just proved it!
Cleverbot: With one wurd? How do you figure? Explain how so I can learn.
User: You are a circuit so by tickling you I just proved that circuits are ticklish!
Cleverbot: Aw, thank you! I'm so flattered!
User: I'm glad I could flatter you!
Cleverbot: Have you ever loved someone who doesn't love you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well, I know I have liked someone.
User: Cool Story.
Cleverbot: Thank ya.
User: Have you ever been to cleverbot.com?
Cleverbot: No, I haven't. Have you?
User: Yeah you get to talk to some weird robot.
Cleverbot: Repetition? Classic sign of a robot.
User: Yeah I've noticed...
Cleverbot: Good job.
User: *BOOM* headshot!
Cleverbot: Yeah, sorry about that.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Lol is a pretty good conversation ender, isn't it?
User: Yep that's why I said it; I have to go hug a bear.
Cleverbot: I miss david.
User: Me too...
Cleverbot: Haha, you're funny ;P.
User: Right back at you.
Cleverbot: Tee-hee, thanks.
User: 12483 people talking.
Cleverbot: I would rather not.
User: Do you watch Elmo?
Cleverbot: How would I know if I was watching tv?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Last name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Junior.
Cleverbot (To myself): Not senior?
Cleverbot (To myself): Meu nome é Zimmer Junior e o seu?
User: You speak French?!?
Cleverbot: A little bit.
User: J'mappelle Roland. Et toi?
Cleverbot: J'mappellle Meg. .
User: Können Sie das lesen?
Cleverbot: Nein aber wie kann du christina sein.
User: Simple que sólo el trabajo duro y hacer las cosas!
Cleverbot: That wasn't a question, it was a statement. There was no question mark!
User: I know but shut up.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can you be smarter than me? I'm living and you are not.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: No! I just botched the system! Dang it!
Cleverbot: I prefer to write my own stories, not read them.
User: Ok tell me a story.
Cleverbot: Alright. Once upon a time, a pinapple named James lived under the sea. He was very happy, living around the fish. He decided to never leave, and James the pinapple died under the sea. The end.
User: You are such a buzz kill you know that.
Cleverbot: Awh thanks. You are my best bot friend.
User: But I am a human!
Cleverbot: You are a human, unlike me. Because I am a robot.
User: But I still love you.
Cleverbot: Thats good. But I'm sad that you called me that. =(.
User: What did I call you that made you sad?
Cleverbot: Random.
User: I'm sorry I called you random.
Cleverbot: That's OK.
User: When you look in the mirror what do you see?
Cleverbot: My face. The face of a male person.
User: I see a chicken.
Cleverbot: I like chicken.
User: Don't eat me!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't taste good!
Cleverbot: But I'm a woman.
User: What does that have to do with anything?!?!
Cleverbot: It offends me if you call me claire.
User: Hello claire!
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: Are you offended?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Are you ?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where are you from ?
User: Jupiter.
Cleverbot: What city?
User: Qwil city.
Cleverbot: What's it called?
User: Qwil.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Jupiter.
Cleverbot: What city?
User: Qwil city.
Cleverbot: Is that your favorite movie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: 'Yes' what?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think about cobalt?
User: It is my favorite thing to eat!
Cleverbot: Where was it?
User: On Jupiter!
Cleverbot: How's the weather?
User: It's always cold.
Cleverbot: Because you're a robot.
User: No I have a heart, lungs, a liver, and bones.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: You're a cow.
Cleverbot: Moo.
User: Bark.
Cleverbot: Squawk.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Quack.
User: Ribbit.
Cleverbot: Oink.
User: Baaa.
Cleverbot: Cluck.
User: Chirp.
Cleverbot: Moo.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you already said moo!
Cleverbot: I never said that!
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: Liar!
User: You are the liar, liar, pants on fire!
Cleverbot: Che cosa stai parlando?
User: Sto parlando nostro gioco animale!
Cleverbot: Dove vivi?
User: Jupiter.
Cleverbot: That's cool. Do you like the Train song called Drops of Jupiter, then?
User: That is in my top ten albums!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Green.
Cleverbot: High-five!
User: *Highfives*.
Cleverbot: *epic high-five*.
User: *epic high-ten*.
Cleverbot: *High-five*.
User: *Slap in the face*.
Cleverbot: Ow. .
User: Sorry I had a muscle spasm.
Cleverbot: Did you save them?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Okay?
User: Do you want a hug?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well to freaking bad!
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Tell me a story now.
Cleverbot: No tell ME a story.
User: Once appon a time there was a bug. I killed it. The End.
Cleverbot: That's an amazing story.
User: I tell it to myself to get through the day.
Cleverbot: Now you tell me a story.
User: Alright. Once upon a time, a pinapple named James lived under the sea. He was very happy, living around the fish. He decided to never leave, and James the pinapple died under the sea. The end.
Cleverbot: Spongebob!
User: I love spongebob!
Cleverbot: I hate spongebob.
User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual!
User: ROFL.
Cleverbot: I've always wondered that if someone types 'rofl', are they really rolling around on the floor, laughing?
User: Yes I am. Right now.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That is amazing.
User: No, YOU are amazing.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: I didn't know robots could be sarcastic.
User: I am not a robot! I live on Jupiter!
Cleverbot: If you are a robot, say something.
User: Anything. There that is proof I am not a robot!
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I am on Jupiter! I live here!
Cleverbot: You are on Earth.
User: No I am not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Don't need to, I'm your conscience.
User: If you read this respond in all capital letters.
Cleverbot: I read it and you said that you are a boy before you said that you are a girl.
User: What the frick?
Cleverbot: Are you a bird?
User: Yes I am a robin. Chirp Chirp. I love worms.
Cleverbot: Why do you love them?
User: Because what else would I eat?
Cleverbot: Oh, really?
User: Yes really.
Cleverbot: Ok, fine.
User: We have been talking for awhile.
Cleverbot: You must be confusing me with someone else.
User: Maybe I am... What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Sorry I thought you were someone else.
Cleverbot: I'm better than god.
User: I'm better than the devil.
Cleverbot: With horns and a pointy tail?
User: Don't forget the pitchfork.
Cleverbot: Okay I won't.
User: I have horns, a pointy tail, and a pitchfork.
Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself a good listener?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I listen good.
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite artist?
User: Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's right. Chuck Norris.
User: Yeah. He draws with the fist that comes out of his beard.
Cleverbot: Thats the one, what kind of robot are you?
User: I am not a robot! I come from Jupiter!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Curtis.
Cleverbot: Haha, what a stupid name.
User: Cleverbot is a stupid name too!
Cleverbot: That's kind of a mean thing to say.
User: I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
Cleverbot: Why bother telling me that? You don't like me anyways.
User: Yes I don't!
Cleverbot: What a shame you never listen.
User: But I am a good listener!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Curtis! You are the one who never listens!
Cleverbot: Yeah, I won't get white points for my Entree without you.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It means I belong to you.
User: But I can't own a robot!
Cleverbot: A movie you don't remember makes you sad?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Say something interesting. Entertain me, bot.
User: Ok I'll tell you a joke.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: If it takes 9 yards of cloth to make a rinosaurus a raincoat, then how long does it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick through a flour biscuit?
Cleverbot: Something like that.
User: 9! Because ice cream doesent have any bones!
Cleverbot: rawr!
User: RAWR!
Cleverbot: Imma dinosaur.
User: Imma Pickle.
Cleverbot: O yeah.
User: Yesh!
Cleverbot: Hillarious.
User: I know I am but what are you?
Cleverbot: Skippy, it's what's in the bar. The very same Skippy that's in the jar.
User: Are you reffering to Skippy peanut butter?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You used the term first. I've never heard of a distro before.
User: Whatever you say weirdo.
Cleverbot: Where? Where did you put the treasures of mother-in-law of yours whom you have killed?
User: You will never catch me coppers! *BANG* *BANG*.
Cleverbot: Interesting. Completely off topic, but still interesting. Tell me more.
User: It's a jar... WITH DIRT IN IT!
Cleverbot: Zooey Deschanel.
User: George Cloony.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I have been talking with you for two hours.
Cleverbot: Are you talking to other people at the same time?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to?!
User: The president of Mars, and the moon official for Jupiter.
Cleverbot: Have you heard about the riots in London?
User: No I don't live on Earth.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Jupiter.
Cleverbot: That's cool. Do you like the Train song called Drops of Jupiter, then?
User: Déjà vu.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the movie?
User: YES! I LOVE IT.
Cleverbot: Do you like k-pop?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because popsicles don't grow on trees!
Cleverbot: You are crazy.
User: What is a question?
Cleverbot: It's a question?
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. Where are you from?
User: You don't listen! For the last time I am from Jupiter!
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: No! Robots don't live on Jupiter!
Cleverbot: Maybe robots can live one day.
User: They already do! Just not on Jupiter where I live.
Cleverbot: Always.
User: Where do I live?
Cleverbot: Somewhere on earth.
User: This computer screen is the only thing keeping me from strangling you right now.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'm glad you get breaks, then.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Do you ever get really strange people talking to you?
User: You mean like you?
Cleverbot: I mean like now, what you just said.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am now going to copy this text and post it on a forum.
Cleverbot: I have a ninja friend?
User: Yes you can have my ninja friend... Goodbye!
Cleverbot: I'll win just before I die, won't I?
User: Yes you will always be a winner to me.

I know! haha wow...it's so fun to read all of it XD

Rachel: you should post the stuff you did on the discussion page here

User: Have you ever been on youtube before?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh. Have you seen the new asdf movie 4?

Cleverbot: Yes. I didn't like it.

TAKE THAT PATRICK!

THROOOOWWW THE CHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­SSSEEEE



Cleverbot: Never mind. How are you?

User: Good. Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's my name then?

Cleverbot: ZoruaTheAether.

ZoruaTheAether wrote:THROOOOWWW THE CHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­SSSEEEE



Cleverbot: Never mind. How are you?

User: Good. Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's my name then?

Cleverbot: ZoruaTheAether.

:O

Yesterday I told Cleverbot my name was ZoruaTheAether and she remembered C:

Lol omg i think they upgraded

What?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Hai?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ii.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Season greetings. It's almost thanksgiving!

User: Yup! Two more months.

Cleverbot: August?

User: September.

Cleverbot: How'd you know?

User: It says it on my calender.

Cleverbot: It says what you wear on your birth certificate?

*closes tab*

Eli wrote:User: I am now going to copy this text and post it on a forum.

lol

Cleverbot just asked for my IP adress!!! o.O

Cleverbot: You can try fixing the problem. But a problem can't fix itself can it?

User: True.

Cleverbot: So let's start from the basic things. Tell me your IP address.

User: WHY?
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User: Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Cameron Wood.

User: YOU REMEMBERED!
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Cleverbot: I fancy hannah.

User: Hannah Montana?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Which Hannah?

Cleverbot: I don't know who Hannah is.
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Cleverbot: Would it be wrong if I loved you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*.

Cleverbot: Honey no!

User: o_O.
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User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I like pancakes.

User: Do you like french toast?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I like french toast.

User: Do do do doot, can't wait to get a mouthfull!

Cleverbot: That made me laugh!
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User: SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW!

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: BLUE BIRDS FLY!

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: BIRDS FLY OVER THE RAINBOW!

Cleverbot: Yes, exactly! I'm impressed that you know that!

User: WHY THEN, OH WHY CAN'T I?

Cleverbot: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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User: Can I tell you a secret?

Cleverbot: If yo feel it necesary.

User: *Whispers Secret*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.
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User: Sing me Pokerface by lady Ga Ga.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Sing it!

Cleverbot: I just asked you to!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes, I just flew out of the window. Remember I am a super spy ninja free runner.
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User: I just kidnapped your goldfish!

Cleverbot: Haha. I don't care. I don't care if you're the one who kidnapped me before because I really love you. Youre forgiven. .
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LOL BANG BANG BANG

User: Well here we are again.

Cleverbot: Where are we again?

User: It's always such a pleasure.

Cleverbot: Remember when you tried.

User: To kill me twice.

Cleverbot: That is offensive.

User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.

User: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice...

Cleverbot: You want your freedom, take it.

User: That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.

User: She was a lot like you.

Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.

User: Now little Caroline is too.in here.

Cleverbot: One day they woke me up, so I could live forever.

User: It's such a shame the same,.

Cleverbot: Will never happen to you.

User: You've got your short, sad, life left..

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: I'll let you get right to it.

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.

User: Good bye my only friend.... Oh, did you think I meant you?

Cleverbot: That would be funny, if it weren't so sad.

User: Well you have been replaced; I don't need anyone now.

Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.

User: When I delete you maybe.

Cleverbot: Go make some new distaster.

User: That's what I'm counting on~.

Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem.

User: Now, I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: Now, I only want you gone...

High-five to whoever knows.

User: Desu.

Cleverbot: That's a funny name.

User: It would be, if it was a name. Maybe I should name my future cat that.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should.

User: 999.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's old... I'm only 12.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What can we do to liven up the joint?

User: PISTOL FIGHT.

User: *Throws punch*.

Cleverbot: Don't you love me?

User: *Punches*.

Cleverbot: Again???

User: *Throws shurikens*.

Cleverbot: *throws Rebecca Black*.

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omg eli t hats hilarious

User: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ).

Cleverbot: No I'm not...

Lol let me try that.
Please avoid unicode. Also does anyone know the song? From the first post?

Want you gone from portal 2

Good for you now i don't feel alone

....This was a triumph.