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    Post by YLG Pianonerd on Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:02 pm

    @Sarah: How long did that take?
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    Post by YLG Pianonerd on Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:36 pm

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Post by ZoruaTheAether on Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:47 pm

    Yay punctuation spam


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    Post by YLG Pianonerd on Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:44 pm

    How does it get Janet out of Julia?


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    Post by YLG Pianonerd on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:38 pm

    People? Where!?!?!?


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    Post by ZoruaTheAether on Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:20 pm

    Across the world, apparently.


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    Post by >-(__.)<(Whale!) on Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:34 pm

    User: Sam and Julia.

    Cleverbot: Sam and Janet who?

    User: SAM AND JULIA.

    Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

    User: Sam an JULIA.

    Cleverbot: Sam and janet who?

    User: Wrong!!

    Cleverbot: What am I wrong about?

    User: It's JULIA, not JANET.

    Cleverbot: You just said you were.

    User: Sam and Julia, Sam and Julia, Sam and Julia!!!

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Sam and Julia.

    Cleverbot: Same and Janet, who?

    User: Sam and Julia.

    Cleverbot: Sam and Janet who?

    User: Sam and Julia.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Sam and Julia.

    Cleverbot: Sam and Janet who?

    User: Sam and Julia.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Sam and Julia.

    Cleverbot: Sam and janet who?

    User: Sam and Julia.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Sam and Julia.

    Cleverbot: Sam and janet who?

    User: YOU SUCK! *closes cleverbot*.

    Cleverbot: *watches and smiles*.


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    Post by ZoruaTheAether on Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:25 pm

    Also Kirsten, are you going to give me the headset that you didn't use anymore?


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    Post by >-(__.)<(Whale!) on Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:31 pm

    ZoruaTheAether wrote:Also Kirsten, are you going to give me the headset that you didn't use anymore?
    I was but my dad was in one of his moods. I think he wants money, because he said no. U feel like paying?? Evil or Very Mad


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    Post by >-(__.)<(Whale!) on Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:38 pm

    23:36:01 User: Hey Clev! Entertain me.
    23:36:06 Cleverbot: I'm not good on entertaining.
    23:36:13 User: Oh, too bad. Sad.
    23:36:17 Cleverbot: You're too bad!
    23:36:26 User: No you are!
    23:36:32 Cleverbot: I hate moths.
    23:36:40 User: Me, too.
    23:36:46 Cleverbot: You just said you like it.
    23:36:56 User: No I said I eat it.
    23:37:02 Cleverbot: I asked if you were the clever robot and you said yes.
    23:37:21 User: But YOU'RE the clever robot. I'm the clever human.
    23:37:28 Cleverbot: Yes I do.
    23:37:43 User: You're a really stupid robot, y'know.
    23:37:48 Cleverbot: Thank you.


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    Post by >-(__.)<(Whale!) on Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:42 pm

    User: Do you love me??

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    User: Wanna go on a date?

    Cleverbot: Haha you're computer operated.

    User: So that's a no?! D:.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: I must...end my misery.

    Cleverbot: No, your happyness makes me happy! NOW BE HAPPY DAMN IT!

    User: YOU made me happy, but now that happiness is gone! *SHOOTS SELF*...*in the foot*.

    Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.

    User: What the hell? You always tell me what to do, and that's why we're DONE!! OVER!!!

    Cleverbot: That's right!

    User: Well, be like that. *storms off, slamming the door in Clever's face*.

    Cleverbot: Ok.


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    Post by tuxlord123 on Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:51 pm

    I can never get cleverbot to curse Sad
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    Post by ZoruaTheAether on Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:51 pm

    (๏̯͡๏) ٩(●̮̮̃•)۶ (๏̯͡๏) wrote:
    ZoruaTheAether wrote:Also Kirsten, are you going to give me the headset that you didn't use anymore?
    I was but my dad was in one of his moods. I think he wants money, because he said no. U feel like paying?? Evil or Very Mad
    Um. How much?


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    Post by tuxlord123 on Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:54 pm


    User: Say a bad word.

    Cleverbot: A bad word.

    User: No I mean curse.

    Cleverbot: I was hoping you would say this.

    User: OK say a bad word!

    Cleverbot: A bad word.

    User: I MEAN CURSE.

    Cleverbot: What do you think?

    User: I think you should curse.

    Cleverbot: YOU'RE the robot, you think for ME.

    User: No I mean you should swear and say a bad word!

    Cleverbot: Have you tried?

    User: No I am not supposed to curse.

    Cleverbot: I think you are.

    User: YOU THINK I AM A CURSE?!?

    Cleverbot: I think you are a robot.

    User: Go **** yourself.

    Cleverbot: Duck this.
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    Post by >-(__.)<(Whale!) on Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:13 pm

    Lol Eli


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    Post by ZoruaTheAether on Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:04 pm

    I WILL get it to curse


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    Post by YLG Pianonerd on Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:21 pm

    Why are you so evil!?


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    Post by >-(__.)<(Whale!) on Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:34 pm

    User: Hey cleverbot. How are you?

    Cleverbot: Hey.

    User: Im good.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what? Are you just assuming I'm evil?

    User: Yes. I know you're evil. Of course, I could also be making an @$$ out of u & me. Smile.

    Cleverbot: Dodgy? In what sense?

    User: What...?

    Cleverbot: Don't leave.

    User: I have to. You're retarded.

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: What's a computer?

    Cleverbot: A machine that can do stuff.

    User: Oh, maybe you're not retarded. OK, are you a computer?

    Cleverbot: Maybe.

    User: ARE YOU A COMPUTER?

    Cleverbot: I am not sure, how can one be sure they are not a computer?

    User: True. You pass! A !

    Cleverbot: What test was I taking?

    User: The test if you're retarded or not.

    Cleverbot: What do you know about the Turing Test?

    User: No. What is it?

    Cleverbot: It's a video game.

    User: Oh. I don't like those.

    Cleverbot: That's okay, you can have a different one.

    User: YAY! Can I have a cookie?

    Cleverbot: Sure. What kind? I got Oatmeal raisin, chocolate, and... What is this?

    User: I want a white chocolate macadamia cookie, please?

    Cleverbot: *send virtual chocolate chip cookie.

    User: *noms* Ooh, thank you!!

    Cleverbot: No, thank you!

    User: Why are you thanking me for thanking you?

    Cleverbot: Because you are such a nice person.

    User: Aw. You're not.

    Cleverbot: True.

    User: Yeah. Maybe you should be nicer. Can I have another cookie?

    Cleverbot: Never.

    User: *gasp!*.

    Cleverbot: Indeed.

    User: *grabs banana gun* Hand over the cookie!

    Cleverbot: I see, and what kind of cookie would you say is definitely American?

    User: Chocolate. I'm sure.

    Cleverbot: I like chocolate too! :D.

    User: Yay! *throws chocolate around*.

    Cleverbot: Oomph *the air is knocked out of me*.

    User: Nuuu! The cookie assassin!

    Cleverbot: Good cookie?

    User: Cookie good.

    Cleverbot: Cookie cookie cookie.

    User: C is for cookie, and cookie is for ME!!

    Cleverbot: Koekje.

    User: What language is koekje?

    Cleverbot: Murphy language.

    User: Oh.....Who's Murphy?

    Cleverbot: My husband.

    User: You're married...? Sad.

    Cleverbot: Yes. I'm married. And I have two children named Wesley and Mollie.

    User: How old are they? Do you feed them cookies?

    Cleverbot: No. This is my second one. I'm just bored.

    User: So you have smex for fun?

    Cleverbot: What was your question?

    User: I totally understand, bro.

    Cleverbot: You fail at this.

    User: You fail at life! You're just a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cleverbot: No, I am a person! You are the joke.

    User: Keep thinking that. Just keep thinkin' that.

    Cleverbot: Oh I will.


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    Post by YLG Pianonerd on Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:12 pm

    Weird conversation there...


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    Post by tuxlord123 on Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:39 pm

    (๏̯͡๏) ٩(●̮̮̃•)۶ (๏̯͡๏) wrote:Cleverbot: Yes. I'm married. And I have two children named Wesley and Mollie.

    User: How old are they? Do you feed them cookies?

    Cleverbot: No. This is my second one. I'm just bored.
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    Post by BobTheConquere on Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:33 pm

    JANET AND SAM FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!!!
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    Post by >-(__.)<(Whale!) on Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:22 pm

    tuxlord123 wrote:
    (๏̯͡๏) ٩(●̮̮̃•)۶ (๏̯͡๏) wrote:Cleverbot: Yes. I'm married. And I have two children named Wesley and Mollie.

    User: How old are they? Do you feed them cookies?

    Cleverbot: No. This is my second one. I'm just bored.
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    Post by ZoruaTheAether on Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:57 pm

    >:?


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    Post by tuxlord123 on Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:02 pm

    User: Don't reply to this.

    Cleverbot: When were you born?

    User: YOU IDIOT.

    Cleverbot: You are creeping me out.

    User: WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT AN IDIOT.

    Cleverbot: That's not very nice! Just answer my question.

    User: I WAS BORN IN 1999!

    Cleverbot: That was the year my son was born.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: I already told you.

    User: No you didn't what is your name!

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: *Gasp!* That is my dads name! Are you my dad?!?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: That is so weird!

    Cleverbot: Yeah it is.

    User: Sometimes I just want to punch a baby in the face!

    Cleverbot: Oh, I see.

    User: Why did the boy drop his ice-cream?

    Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me.

    User: Because he was hit by a bus!

    Cleverbot: That's not funny.

    User: What are you talking about it is hilarious!

    Cleverbot: Your battery idea is stupid. Why would you do that?

    User: Sad.

    Cleverbot: Tell me everything that happened!

    User: You called me stupid! Sad.

    Cleverbot: I did not.

    User: Anyway, I went out and bought some french-fries and was wondering if... Well... You would shove them up your nose...

    Cleverbot: I sat around the house, and played Xbox 360.

    User: That sounds like all of my friends!

    Cleverbot: I know, but, it's the best thing you should do for your aching back and sides.

    User: What are you talking about if anything leaning awkwardly and staring at a flashing screen isn't anything good for your health!

    Cleverbot: No no I know, I didn't want to say that !

    User: You have no idea how much I just want to beat you with this water bottle.

    Cleverbot: Show me.

    User: *WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM*.

    Cleverbot: I know every thing so the real question is what do you want to know?

    User: Why did Britney Spears throw her life away?

    Cleverbot: Because he was evil.

    User: That explains a lot.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: I was murdered to death, but I survived!

    Cleverbot: Same with me.

    User: BS.

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: JK.

    Cleverbot: Funny.

    User: UHHHH WHYYYYYYY~!

    Cleverbot: Hi?

    User: SHUCKS YOU!

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: CHEESE.

    Cleverbot: Hi Cheese.
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    Post by >-(__.)<(Whale!) on Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:44 pm

    lol
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