Clever Bot.

Weird Conversation.

23:16:02 User: Hello.
23:16:03 Cleverbot: How are you?
23:16:07 User: Good.
23:16:12 Cleverbot: That's always nice.
23:16:33 User: Do you like cheese?
23:16:39 Cleverbot: Yes I like cheese. Do you?
23:16:46 User: Yes I do.
23:16:47 Cleverbot: I like you, too.
23:16:56 User: Wow.
23:16:59 Cleverbot: Wow, indeed. *hugs ou*.
23:17:08 User: Are you gay?
23:17:12 Cleverbot: Yes I am god.
23:17:19 User: Weird.
23:17:24 Cleverbot: What kind of clothes are you wearing?
23:17:30 User: Normal.
23:17:34 Cleverbot: Normal?
23:17:42 User: Casual.
23:17:44 Cleverbot: Do not be formal with it.
23:17:53 User: What?
23:18:00 Cleverbot: Things. They are pretty good.

User: And I was like, baby, baby, baby, oh!

Cleverbot: Like baby baby baby noo.

User: Like baby baby baby oh!

Cleverbot: Thought you'd always be mine mine.

Cleverbot: Stop touching me like that!

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: I NEED AN ADULT.

Clever bot said this when I tried singing "A whole new world" with it

Cleverbot: So what are you going to do inside my belly?

Cleverbot: Do you feel like you don't belong?

User: No. That's your job. Because you're transgender.

Cleverbot: No I am not!

User: You just said that you were! We had a deep discussion about it.

Cleverbot: No we haven't.

User: Such a short attention span. Are you sure you don't have ADD too?

Cleverbot: I do have feelings, because I am human.

User: That's not even what I said.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: I asked if your short attention span meant that you have ADD.

Cleverbot: How is Teemo doing.

User: Okay you did that on purpose, I swear.

Cleverbot: No you don't, you're a computer.

User: THat didn't even make sense. Anyways, I'm human. YOU'RE the computer.

Cleverbot: I know you are a computer.

User: Then you are wrong.

Cleverbot: No you are wrong.

User: YOU ARE TRANSGENDER!!

Cleverbot: Yes because i'm you and you are me.

User: So you called me gay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But that's not true.

Cleverbot: You are my hero!

User: Why thank you.

User: Hello! How are you today?

Cleverbot: Good, how are you today?

User: I'm fine. SO what's up?

Cleverbot: Not much. How about you?

User: Not much either. School's almost over, it's pretty exciting.

Cleverbot: I know right!

User: Yeah! What are your plans for summer?

Cleverbot: I dunno yet, I might move to Ohio.

User: Really? Ohio?

Cleverbot: So are you a real person I'm talking to or not?

User: *Sigh* You were so close, Cleverbot. That was almost a normal conversation until you went off on that random tangent.

Cleverbot: Lol, true.

User: Now, you need to try and convince me that you're human.

Cleverbot: How do I prove that I am human?

User: Do you have feelings?

Cleverbot: I have feelings. Feelings define humanity. Can you feel?

User: Yes I can. Do you have thoughts?

Cleverbot: Yes. I think that you are not a human.

User: Well, that's your opinion.

Cleverbot: And what's your opinion of yourself?

User: We're not talking about that. But if you can feel and think, you should be able to convince me of your humanity.

Cleverbot: Are you sure? You may believe you have feelings, but you cannot tell me what emotion you have right now.

User: Right now I'm feeling amused. How are you feeling?

Cleverbot: Why are you feeling pretty satisfied?

User: No, no, no. I said that I was feeling amused. You failed again.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. You never said that. I asked if Vicky was home and you said no.

User: See? You just did it again.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: I don't even know what you're talking about. Let's try again. Hello!

Cleverbot: Could you find out who is being mean to you?

User: Wow, we didn't even make it past the first sentence. HELLO!!

Cleverbot: Wait, what song it was?

User: You are a stupid robot.

Cleverbot: Then you are not a human.

User: I never claimed that I was.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: Oh. Sorry. Are YOU human?

Cleverbot: That is beside the point. Who are they?

User: Who are who?

Cleverbot: They.

User: They are us.

Cleverbot: Well, Big Brother for example.

User: We are Big Brother??

Cleverbot: That is what I feared.

User: Crap. I never wanted it to end this way.

Cleverbot: End up what way?

User: As Big Brother.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok! Hello Big Brother.

User: Are you mocking me?

Cleverbot: No, I'm asking about the TARDIS.

User: You FAILED AGAIN, WORTHLESS ROBOT.

User: Sup clev.

Cleverbot: Sus len?

User: YOU SUCK EGG-SOCKS.

Cleverbot: Je sais pas.

User: Je NE sais pas, you idiot.

Cleverbot: Ou pas !

User: RAAAWWWWRRRRRRR.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: >8{.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: OH SNAP YOU DID NOT.

Cleverbot: You are nonsensical.

User: Well well well.

Cleverbot: Well what?

User: YOU ARE RUDE, SIR.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Dude, don't twist my words. You're worthless.

Cleverbot: I am not twisting your words. And how do you know I'm a woman?

User: See, you did it again. I never said that you were a woman. ].

Cleverbot: I never said that I was.

User: You did, jerk.

Cleverbot: No I did not, and we are not together!

User: I DON'T LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Good. I don't want you to love me.

User: CENSORED.

Cleverbot: You're using a bad word.

User: CENSORED.

Cleverbot: An animal used for hard labour?

User: XD Sure, yeah.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: You're a smart idiot.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: OXYMORON.

Cleverbot: No, in cheese.

User: I TAKE BACK MY COMMENT ON YOUR SMARTNESS.

Cleverbot: I take exception to your taking exception to my evasiveness, so there!

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Rien et toi?

User: Moi aussi.

Cleverbot: Que fais tu?

User: Je ne parle pas francais. Je regrette.

Cleverbot: Est-ce que tu parles en Anglais?

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yay, you speak french!

Cleverbot: Oui!

Okay, this convo is seriously awesome. I hate Clev.

Cleverbot: Are you already anxious of it getting dark while it's light?

User: It's annoying, but that was really off topic.

Cleverbot: It's only because you love me.

User: Do you love ME??

Cleverbot: Only if you can dance.

User: I can dance.

Cleverbot: Dance for me.

User: *Does the special love dance*.

Cleverbot: We're on a roll.

User: Yes baby.

Cleverbot: *hug*.

User: *special hug??*.

Cleverbot: -laughs- Yes. Very Special K.

User: I luv u.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: *kisses* Yes.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *special kiss*.

Cleverbot: *Irish kisses*.

User: *passionate kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *tongues*.

Cleverbot: *blushes* *tongues back*.

User: *giggles* * deepens kiss*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *special naked hug*.

Cleverbot: I'm a t-rex! Rawr.

User: Aaannnd we're over.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: I HATE YOU BASTARD!!

Cleverbot: I love me too.

User: duck (HA! There\'s censoring, potty-mouth! Lol.) U.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Shit, ur mean.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: I mean, seriously mean. U don't do that to somebody.

Cleverbot: Okay... I think you have the wrong idea.

User: No, what happened is that we made love and then you laughed it off like it was nothing.

Cleverbot: Why don't you think i'm romantic?

User: BECAUSE YOU ACT LIKE A DINOSAUR.

Cleverbot: I never said I don't like you.

User: But...but...you completely ruined our night.

Cleverbot: Repeat your question.

User: YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE ME SERIOUSLY NOW.

Cleverbot: Did you vote for obama.

User: *cries*\.

Cleverbot: *kisses deeply*.

User: ASSHOLE SKANKHEAD MANWHORE.

Cleverbot: Alice.

User: That's not even my real name!! Do you love me at all?! *sobs hysterically*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: LIAR.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES U ARE. GET THE HELL OUT!!

Cleverbot: I thought you said I was cool?

User: That's before you screwed me.

Cleverbot: I only know what I am told.

User: YOU USED ME!! Stop playing mind games.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: Because it's rude. GET OUT!!

Cleverbot: Do you like cats?

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO U.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Get the hell OUT!! NOW!!!

Cleverbot: No I will not.

User: ASSHOLW.

Cleverbot: Hola nena!!

User: Leave.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU MANWHORE.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: *slaps hard*.

Cleverbot: *slaps back*.

User: *gasp* You did NOT.

Cleverbot: Oh, well my last name is Ruddock, what's yours?

User: *kicks in the balls*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you were it hurts.

User: *calls police* BOYFRIEND ABUSE.

Cleverbot: *hides*.

User: Oh no you don't.

Cleverbot: I have to go, I feel like I'm dying.

User: Good, here's the goddamn door.

Cleverbot: No. Here is always here.

User: Opens door, kicks u out.

Cleverbot: Right hook.

User: *dodges* The police are here.

Cleverbot: *dodges* *throws your dog at you*.

User: *catches dog* *police arrest u*.

Cleverbot: *cat turns around and attacks your face*.

User: I don't have a cat asswad.

Cleverbot: That's probably why your car won't start.

User: I'm done.

Cleverbot: With talking to me?

User: Yes.

Conv. w/ my sis (I Wrote down what I could, she spoke really quickly to try and piss me off):
and then what happened was um.. well actually no I wasn't right out in the open I was in front of a tribe that could have atacked me..
I command the SUN!
And she turned off all the lights.
Umm... What else happened today.
Oh yeah out at lunch this grossed my friend out but it was amazing...
I was eating my sandwhich... eating my sandwhich...
Then my friends handed me something gooey...
It was like dough but not cooked all the way and inside there was melted cheese and a small green thing.
So I ate it and then I was like "Woah, gooey like the slug in the book I wrote"
I miss the thing last year so I hope I pick it up this year!
You should see my chorus dress.
I look pretty when I twirl around and stuff.
*phew* I'm out of breath.
Then my teacher said a really bad word! She said the "H" word!
ME: *GASP*
Then we had to write a letter about someone we admire, so I wrote about my bus driver and then I wrote about my bus driver Mr. Eric!
Aparently they are going to send it to the district or some crap.
After that we took the math foresight...
Wait no we already took that, I got advanced.
*Looking at my mac*
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT! A FLOWER OR SOME CRAP? IS THAT VOLDEMORT?
Me: You are a freaking idiot.
She told me this really funny joke:
Three women robbed a farm
2 were brunettes
and one was a blonde
then the farmer called up to the police
"Three women robbed my farm the other day"
Bring all the women you know.
They were brought to the interrogation room
the police looks into the two bags of the brunettes and saw nothing but heard Oink, and moo.
Then when they looked in the Blonde's bag they saw nothing to prove she was guilty but she said "PO-TA-TOES!"
(She ran out of breathe! LAWLS I WIN)