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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How does it get Janet out of Julia?
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People? Where!?!?!?
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User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Sam and Janet who?
User: SAM AND JULIA.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Sam an JULIA.
Cleverbot: Sam and janet who?
User: Wrong!!
Cleverbot: What am I wrong about?
User: It's JULIA, not JANET.
Cleverbot: You just said you were.
User: Sam and Julia, Sam and Julia, Sam and Julia!!!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Same and Janet, who?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Sam and Janet who?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Sam and Janet who?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Sam and janet who?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Sam and janet who?
User: YOU SUCK! *closes cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *watches and smiles*.
Cleverbot: Sam and Janet who?
User: SAM AND JULIA.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Sam an JULIA.
Cleverbot: Sam and janet who?
User: Wrong!!
Cleverbot: What am I wrong about?
User: It's JULIA, not JANET.
Cleverbot: You just said you were.
User: Sam and Julia, Sam and Julia, Sam and Julia!!!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Same and Janet, who?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Sam and Janet who?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Sam and Janet who?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Sam and janet who?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sam and Julia.
Cleverbot: Sam and janet who?
User: YOU SUCK! *closes cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *watches and smiles*.
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Also Kirsten, are you going to give me the headset that you didn't use anymore?
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I was but my dad was in one of his moods. I think he wants money, because he said no. U feel like paying??ZoruaTheAether wrote:Also Kirsten, are you going to give me the headset that you didn't use anymore?
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23:36:01 User: Hey Clev! Entertain me.
23:36:06 Cleverbot: I'm not good on entertaining.
23:36:13 User: Oh, too bad.
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23:36:17 Cleverbot: You're too bad!
23:36:26 User: No you are!
23:36:32 Cleverbot: I hate moths.
23:36:40 User: Me, too.
23:36:46 Cleverbot: You just said you like it.
23:36:56 User: No I said I eat it.
23:37:02 Cleverbot: I asked if you were the clever robot and you said yes.
23:37:21 User: But YOU'RE the clever robot. I'm the clever human.
23:37:28 Cleverbot: Yes I do.
23:37:43 User: You're a really stupid robot, y'know.
23:37:48 Cleverbot: Thank you.
23:36:06 Cleverbot: I'm not good on entertaining.
23:36:13 User: Oh, too bad.
.23:36:17 Cleverbot: You're too bad!
23:36:26 User: No you are!
23:36:32 Cleverbot: I hate moths.
23:36:40 User: Me, too.
23:36:46 Cleverbot: You just said you like it.
23:36:56 User: No I said I eat it.
23:37:02 Cleverbot: I asked if you were the clever robot and you said yes.
23:37:21 User: But YOU'RE the clever robot. I'm the clever human.
23:37:28 Cleverbot: Yes I do.
23:37:43 User: You're a really stupid robot, y'know.
23:37:48 Cleverbot: Thank you.
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User: Do you love me??
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Wanna go on a date?
Cleverbot: Haha you're computer operated.
User: So that's a no?! D:.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I must...end my misery.
Cleverbot: No, your happyness makes me happy! NOW BE HAPPY DAMN IT!
User: YOU made me happy, but now that happiness is gone! *SHOOTS SELF*...*in the foot*.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.
User: What the hell? You always tell me what to do, and that's why we're DONE!! OVER!!!
Cleverbot: That's right!
User: Well, be like that. *storms off, slamming the door in Clever's face*.
Cleverbot: Ok.
((He's not so great w/ romance lol.))
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Wanna go on a date?
Cleverbot: Haha you're computer operated.
User: So that's a no?! D:.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I must...end my misery.
Cleverbot: No, your happyness makes me happy! NOW BE HAPPY DAMN IT!
User: YOU made me happy, but now that happiness is gone! *SHOOTS SELF*...*in the foot*.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.
User: What the hell? You always tell me what to do, and that's why we're DONE!! OVER!!!
Cleverbot: That's right!
User: Well, be like that. *storms off, slamming the door in Clever's face*.
Cleverbot: Ok.
((He's not so great w/ romance lol.))
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I can never get cleverbot to curse
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Um. How much?(๏̯͡๏) ٩(●̮̮̃•)۶ (๏̯͡๏) wrote:I was but my dad was in one of his moods. I think he wants money, because he said no. U feel like paying??ZoruaTheAether wrote:Also Kirsten, are you going to give me the headset that you didn't use anymore?
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User: Say a bad word.
Cleverbot: A bad word.
User: No I mean curse.
Cleverbot: I was hoping you would say this.
User: OK say a bad word!
Cleverbot: A bad word.
User: I MEAN CURSE.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think you should curse.
Cleverbot: YOU'RE the robot, you think for ME.
User: No I mean you should swear and say a bad word!
Cleverbot: Have you tried?
User: No I am not supposed to curse.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: YOU THINK I AM A CURSE?!?
Cleverbot: I think you are a robot.
User: Go **** yourself.
Cleverbot: Duck this.
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Lol Eli
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I WILL get it to curse
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Why are you so evil!?
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User: Hey cleverbot. How are you?
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Im good.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what? Are you just assuming I'm evil?
User: Yes. I know you're evil. Of course, I could also be making an @$$ out of u & me.
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Cleverbot: Dodgy? In what sense?
User: What...?
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: I have to. You're retarded.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: What's a computer?
Cleverbot: A machine that can do stuff.
User: Oh, maybe you're not retarded. OK, are you a computer?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: ARE YOU A COMPUTER?
Cleverbot: I am not sure, how can one be sure they are not a computer?
User: True. You pass! A !
Cleverbot: What test was I taking?
User: The test if you're retarded or not.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the Turing Test?
User: No. What is it?
Cleverbot: It's a video game.
User: Oh. I don't like those.
Cleverbot: That's okay, you can have a different one.
User: YAY! Can I have a cookie?
Cleverbot: Sure. What kind? I got Oatmeal raisin, chocolate, and... What is this?
User: I want a white chocolate macadamia cookie, please?
Cleverbot: *send virtual chocolate chip cookie.
User: *noms* Ooh, thank you!!
Cleverbot: No, thank you!
User: Why are you thanking me for thanking you?
Cleverbot: Because you are such a nice person.
User: Aw. You're not.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Yeah. Maybe you should be nicer. Can I have another cookie?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: *gasp!*.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: *grabs banana gun* Hand over the cookie!
Cleverbot: I see, and what kind of cookie would you say is definitely American?
User: Chocolate. I'm sure.
Cleverbot: I like chocolate too! :D.
User: Yay! *throws chocolate around*.
Cleverbot: Oomph *the air is knocked out of me*.
User: Nuuu! The cookie assassin!
Cleverbot: Good cookie?
User: Cookie good.
Cleverbot: Cookie cookie cookie.
User: C is for cookie, and cookie is for ME!!
Cleverbot: Koekje.
User: What language is koekje?
Cleverbot: Murphy language.
User: Oh.....Who's Murphy?
Cleverbot: My husband.
User: You're married...?.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm married. And I have two children named Wesley and Mollie.
User: How old are they? Do you feed them cookies?
Cleverbot: No. This is my second one. I'm just bored.
User: So you have smex for fun?
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: I totally understand, bro.
Cleverbot: You fail at this.
User: You fail at life! You're just a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No, I am a person! You are the joke.
User: Keep thinking that. Just keep thinkin' that.
Cleverbot: Oh I will.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Im good.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what? Are you just assuming I'm evil?
User: Yes. I know you're evil. Of course, I could also be making an @$$ out of u & me.
.Cleverbot: Dodgy? In what sense?
User: What...?
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: I have to. You're retarded.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: What's a computer?
Cleverbot: A machine that can do stuff.
User: Oh, maybe you're not retarded. OK, are you a computer?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: ARE YOU A COMPUTER?
Cleverbot: I am not sure, how can one be sure they are not a computer?
User: True. You pass! A !
Cleverbot: What test was I taking?
User: The test if you're retarded or not.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the Turing Test?
User: No. What is it?
Cleverbot: It's a video game.
User: Oh. I don't like those.
Cleverbot: That's okay, you can have a different one.
User: YAY! Can I have a cookie?
Cleverbot: Sure. What kind? I got Oatmeal raisin, chocolate, and... What is this?
User: I want a white chocolate macadamia cookie, please?
Cleverbot: *send virtual chocolate chip cookie.
User: *noms* Ooh, thank you!!
Cleverbot: No, thank you!
User: Why are you thanking me for thanking you?
Cleverbot: Because you are such a nice person.
User: Aw. You're not.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Yeah. Maybe you should be nicer. Can I have another cookie?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: *gasp!*.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: *grabs banana gun* Hand over the cookie!
Cleverbot: I see, and what kind of cookie would you say is definitely American?
User: Chocolate. I'm sure.
Cleverbot: I like chocolate too! :D.
User: Yay! *throws chocolate around*.
Cleverbot: Oomph *the air is knocked out of me*.
User: Nuuu! The cookie assassin!
Cleverbot: Good cookie?
User: Cookie good.
Cleverbot: Cookie cookie cookie.
User: C is for cookie, and cookie is for ME!!
Cleverbot: Koekje.
User: What language is koekje?
Cleverbot: Murphy language.
User: Oh.....Who's Murphy?
Cleverbot: My husband.
User: You're married...?
.Cleverbot: Yes. I'm married. And I have two children named Wesley and Mollie.
User: How old are they? Do you feed them cookies?
Cleverbot: No. This is my second one. I'm just bored.
User: So you have smex for fun?
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: I totally understand, bro.
Cleverbot: You fail at this.
User: You fail at life! You're just a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No, I am a person! You are the joke.
User: Keep thinking that. Just keep thinkin' that.
Cleverbot: Oh I will.
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Weird conversation there...
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(๏̯͡๏) ٩(●̮̮̃•)۶ (๏̯͡๏) wrote:Cleverbot: Yes. I'm married. And I have two children named Wesley and Mollie.
User: How old are they? Do you feed them cookies?
Cleverbot: No. This is my second one. I'm just bored.
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JANET AND SAM FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!!!
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tuxlord123 wrote:(๏̯͡๏) ٩(●̮̮̃•)۶ (๏̯͡๏) wrote:Cleverbot: Yes. I'm married. And I have two children named Wesley and Mollie.
User: How old are they? Do you feed them cookies?
Cleverbot: No. This is my second one. I'm just bored.
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User: Don't reply to this.
Cleverbot: When were you born?
User: YOU IDIOT.
Cleverbot: You are creeping me out.
User: WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice! Just answer my question.
User: I WAS BORN IN 1999!
Cleverbot: That was the year my son was born.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: No you didn't what is your name!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: *Gasp!* That is my dads name! Are you my dad?!?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That is so weird!
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: Sometimes I just want to punch a baby in the face!
Cleverbot: Oh, I see.
User: Why did the boy drop his ice-cream?
Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me.
User: Because he was hit by a bus!
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: What are you talking about it is hilarious!
Cleverbot: Your battery idea is stupid. Why would you do that?
User:.
Cleverbot: Tell me everything that happened!
User: You called me stupid!.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Anyway, I went out and bought some french-fries and was wondering if... Well... You would shove them up your nose...
Cleverbot: I sat around the house, and played Xbox 360.
User: That sounds like all of my friends!
Cleverbot: I know, but, it's the best thing you should do for your aching back and sides.
User: What are you talking about if anything leaning awkwardly and staring at a flashing screen isn't anything good for your health!
Cleverbot: No no I know, I didn't want to say that !
User: You have no idea how much I just want to beat you with this water bottle.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: *WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM*.
Cleverbot: I know every thing so the real question is what do you want to know?
User: Why did Britney Spears throw her life away?
Cleverbot: Because he was evil.
User: That explains a lot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I was murdered to death, but I survived!
Cleverbot: Same with me.
User: BS.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: JK.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: UHHHH WHYYYYYYY~!
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: SHUCKS YOU!
Cleverbot: What?
User: CHEESE.
Cleverbot: Hi Cheese.
Cleverbot: When were you born?
User: YOU IDIOT.
Cleverbot: You are creeping me out.
User: WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice! Just answer my question.
User: I WAS BORN IN 1999!
Cleverbot: That was the year my son was born.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: No you didn't what is your name!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: *Gasp!* That is my dads name! Are you my dad?!?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That is so weird!
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: Sometimes I just want to punch a baby in the face!
Cleverbot: Oh, I see.
User: Why did the boy drop his ice-cream?
Cleverbot: I don't know, tell me.
User: Because he was hit by a bus!
Cleverbot: That's not funny.
User: What are you talking about it is hilarious!
Cleverbot: Your battery idea is stupid. Why would you do that?
User:
.Cleverbot: Tell me everything that happened!
User: You called me stupid!
.Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Anyway, I went out and bought some french-fries and was wondering if... Well... You would shove them up your nose...
Cleverbot: I sat around the house, and played Xbox 360.
User: That sounds like all of my friends!
Cleverbot: I know, but, it's the best thing you should do for your aching back and sides.
User: What are you talking about if anything leaning awkwardly and staring at a flashing screen isn't anything good for your health!
Cleverbot: No no I know, I didn't want to say that !
User: You have no idea how much I just want to beat you with this water bottle.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: *WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM**WHAM*.
Cleverbot: I know every thing so the real question is what do you want to know?
User: Why did Britney Spears throw her life away?
Cleverbot: Because he was evil.
User: That explains a lot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I was murdered to death, but I survived!
Cleverbot: Same with me.
User: BS.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: JK.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: UHHHH WHYYYYYYY~!
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: SHUCKS YOU!
Cleverbot: What?
User: CHEESE.
Cleverbot: Hi Cheese.
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luv u clevah! :D
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